Ever wonder what happened to Starsky (and I'm not talking Ben Stiller neo-Starsky, I'm talking old-school Paul Michael Glaser, baby) after he and Hutch got their gold watches and split town? Apparently, the dark-haired, big-sweater-wearin', bad-ass-car-drivin' cop is now an even meaner Flash designer. Oh, and he learned to code in Swedish. Nice try, Starsky. We know it's you.